Am I the only one that remembers the Mortal Kombat video game series from when I was younger?  It seems like I am because I’m the only one who ever visits the webpage I made dedicated to it.  I am not my own targeted traffic.  I want to have a mortal good time discussing my nostalgic days of Scorpion spitting fire and burning off someone’s face or Sub-Zero freezing someone and then breaking them apart into many, many pieces.  Remember how they added friendships as finishers?  That way instead of beheading your opponent, you could give them a heart shaped valentine.  Or you could hold their hand.  Yeah, it was really, really funny!  And you could play as different types of characters, many of them who weren’t even human.  You could be a robot or a giant with 6 arms or a big lizard or an evil sorcerer from another realm or a thunder god or just a guy with big metal arms.  All right, that last one isn’t that creative.  But he was a great character to play.  I think his name was Jax.  Something like that.  He was a military man so he had to have metal arms.  Sort of.  I think.